From The West Wing:-
President: Sweden has a 100% literacy rate! A hundred percent! How did they do that?
Leo: Well, maybe they don’t and they also can’t count…
At a gathering:
A: Ooooh, how did X and Y get together? They didn't talk much when we were all in uni.
B: Oh they both walk to Jurong East MRT station to go to work and just kept bumping into each other....
A*nodding sagely*: I knew it! Geographical compatibility works!
C: So what's the book of Deuteronomy in Chinese?
D (Who goes to a Chinese church): Oh it's called 申 命 記.
WM (Who clearly doesn't...): What?! You mean it isn't called 第五本? That's what I always thought!